I give 0 fucks about imaginary internet points, and the downvoters are only showing their collective bareass lack of ability to read for comprehension, but sure, I'll bite:

...in my experience, the statutes are broad enough to catch almost everything you could imagine and want to be a crime.

Just screams in blithe confidence most often reserved for the privilege of white, cis-het males. To say nothing of the presumption that simply labeling something as a crime insures enforcement (aka "justice"), which would certainly stem from a lifelong pattern of that same ignorance re: one's own privilege.

Carry on with your echo chamber, citizens. You're doing great.