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We may have a weak case (startrek.website)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

God just min maxed tortoises. High CON (aka HP, defense), but low DEX (aka speed, evasion).

We at least have high INT, WIS stats relatively speaking.

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    And now we're the squishy casters who have to study and invent concepts like "credit scores" while tortoises just happily munch leaves and chill all day.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You have to admit that casting the "ak47" spell is quite overpowered

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Or the "emit CO2" AOE spell.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    "For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons."

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