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[–] 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Texas cops are pussies who are scared of little kids

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I believe that's their state motto.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Don't Mess With Texas, unless you're murdering our children, then go ahead! Would you like an AR-15?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That slogan is about littering, you dumbass. They mean you gotta pick up your shells after you're done murdering our kids. Geez, can't give people an AR-15 without a cartridge bucket.

    Also \s. And you're not a dumbass. Unless you are a dumbass. Frankly, I don't know you, but I'm gonna assume you're not actually a dumbass.

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