▲ 247 ▼ Hamas says no hostage will leave alive unless group's demands met (www.telegraph.co.uk) submitted 2 years ago by Rapidcreek@reddthat.com to c/news@lemmy.world 205 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago (1 child) They've never said that. Why are you making up shit? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Of course they did permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) < citation needed > permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child) “rejects any alternative to the full and complete liberation of Palestine, from the river to the sea” .. “the Day of Judgment will not come about until Muslims fight Jews and kill them.” Hamas’ 1988 charter permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blahsay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is hilarious. Hamas ball fondler: Hamas doesn't want to kill all Jews Someone: Here's the Hamas charter where they literally say the want to kill the Jews. Hamas ball fondler: Well that is devastating to my argument so I'm choosing to ignore it 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Machinist3359@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Y'all are conveniently ignoring the fact that this an outdated charter and can't find such language in the new one. Just another day clocking in to the genocide defence factory, don't forget the emojis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -3 points 2 years ago But but but we changed the charter. It's probably your best joke. permalink fedilink source parent [+] blahsay@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago (1 child) This one's for you Hamas ball fondler: Reporter: So you removed 'kill the Jews' from your charter. Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there. Reporter: So you don't want to kill all the Jews now? Hamas: That's right 😉. Reporter: Did you wink at me? Hamas: Of course I didn't! 😉 Reporter: There you did it again! Hamas: Look now we definitely don't want to kill Jews 😉 Reporter: I'm beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least? Hamas: Promoted actually. Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then? Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough...I mean supporters. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Of course they did permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) < citation needed > permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child) “rejects any alternative to the full and complete liberation of Palestine, from the river to the sea” .. “the Day of Judgment will not come about until Muslims fight Jews and kill them.” Hamas’ 1988 charter permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blahsay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is hilarious. Hamas ball fondler: Hamas doesn't want to kill all Jews Someone: Here's the Hamas charter where they literally say the want to kill the Jews. Hamas ball fondler: Well that is devastating to my argument so I'm choosing to ignore it 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Machinist3359@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Y'all are conveniently ignoring the fact that this an outdated charter and can't find such language in the new one. Just another day clocking in to the genocide defence factory, don't forget the emojis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -3 points 2 years ago But but but we changed the charter. It's probably your best joke. permalink fedilink source parent [+] blahsay@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago (1 child) This one's for you Hamas ball fondler: Reporter: So you removed 'kill the Jews' from your charter. Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there. Reporter: So you don't want to kill all the Jews now? Hamas: That's right 😉. Reporter: Did you wink at me? Hamas: Of course I didn't! 😉 Reporter: There you did it again! Hamas: Look now we definitely don't want to kill Jews 😉 Reporter: I'm beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least? Hamas: Promoted actually. Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then? Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough...I mean supporters. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) < citation needed > permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child) “rejects any alternative to the full and complete liberation of Palestine, from the river to the sea” .. “the Day of Judgment will not come about until Muslims fight Jews and kill them.” Hamas’ 1988 charter permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blahsay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is hilarious. Hamas ball fondler: Hamas doesn't want to kill all Jews Someone: Here's the Hamas charter where they literally say the want to kill the Jews. Hamas ball fondler: Well that is devastating to my argument so I'm choosing to ignore it 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Machinist3359@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Y'all are conveniently ignoring the fact that this an outdated charter and can't find such language in the new one. Just another day clocking in to the genocide defence factory, don't forget the emojis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -3 points 2 years ago But but but we changed the charter. It's probably your best joke. permalink fedilink source parent [+] blahsay@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago (1 child) This one's for you Hamas ball fondler: Reporter: So you removed 'kill the Jews' from your charter. Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there. Reporter: So you don't want to kill all the Jews now? Hamas: That's right 😉. Reporter: Did you wink at me? Hamas: Of course I didn't! 😉 Reporter: There you did it again! Hamas: Look now we definitely don't want to kill Jews 😉 Reporter: I'm beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least? Hamas: Promoted actually. Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then? Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough...I mean supporters. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child) “rejects any alternative to the full and complete liberation of Palestine, from the river to the sea” .. “the Day of Judgment will not come about until Muslims fight Jews and kill them.” Hamas’ 1988 charter permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blahsay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is hilarious. Hamas ball fondler: Hamas doesn't want to kill all Jews Someone: Here's the Hamas charter where they literally say the want to kill the Jews. Hamas ball fondler: Well that is devastating to my argument so I'm choosing to ignore it 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Machinist3359@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Y'all are conveniently ignoring the fact that this an outdated charter and can't find such language in the new one. Just another day clocking in to the genocide defence factory, don't forget the emojis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -3 points 2 years ago But but but we changed the charter. It's probably your best joke. permalink fedilink source parent [+] blahsay@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago (1 child) This one's for you Hamas ball fondler: Reporter: So you removed 'kill the Jews' from your charter. Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there. Reporter: So you don't want to kill all the Jews now? Hamas: That's right 😉. Reporter: Did you wink at me? Hamas: Of course I didn't! 😉 Reporter: There you did it again! Hamas: Look now we definitely don't want to kill Jews 😉 Reporter: I'm beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least? Hamas: Promoted actually. Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then? Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough...I mean supporters. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) This is hilarious. Hamas ball fondler: Hamas doesn't want to kill all Jews Someone: Here's the Hamas charter where they literally say the want to kill the Jews. Hamas ball fondler: Well that is devastating to my argument so I'm choosing to ignore it 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Machinist3359@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Y'all are conveniently ignoring the fact that this an outdated charter and can't find such language in the new one. Just another day clocking in to the genocide defence factory, don't forget the emojis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -3 points 2 years ago But but but we changed the charter. It's probably your best joke. permalink fedilink source parent [+] blahsay@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago (1 child) This one's for you Hamas ball fondler: Reporter: So you removed 'kill the Jews' from your charter. Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there. Reporter: So you don't want to kill all the Jews now? Hamas: That's right 😉. Reporter: Did you wink at me? Hamas: Of course I didn't! 😉 Reporter: There you did it again! Hamas: Look now we definitely don't want to kill Jews 😉 Reporter: I'm beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least? Hamas: Promoted actually. Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then? Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough...I mean supporters. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Machinist3359@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Y'all are conveniently ignoring the fact that this an outdated charter and can't find such language in the new one. Just another day clocking in to the genocide defence factory, don't forget the emojis. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -3 points 2 years ago But but but we changed the charter. It's probably your best joke. permalink fedilink source parent [+] blahsay@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago (1 child) This one's for you Hamas ball fondler: Reporter: So you removed 'kill the Jews' from your charter. Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there. Reporter: So you don't want to kill all the Jews now? Hamas: That's right 😉. Reporter: Did you wink at me? Hamas: Of course I didn't! 😉 Reporter: There you did it again! Hamas: Look now we definitely don't want to kill Jews 😉 Reporter: I'm beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least? Hamas: Promoted actually. Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then? Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough...I mean supporters. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com [S] -3 points 2 years ago But but but we changed the charter. It's probably your best joke. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] blahsay@lemmy.world -6 points 2 years ago (1 child) This one's for you Hamas ball fondler: Reporter: So you removed 'kill the Jews' from your charter. Hamas: Yes Dave from accounting slipped that in there. Reporter: So you don't want to kill all the Jews now? Hamas: That's right 😉. Reporter: Did you wink at me? Hamas: Of course I didn't! 😉 Reporter: There you did it again! Hamas: Look now we definitely don't want to kill Jews 😉 Reporter: I'm beginning to think you want to attack the Jews! Did Dave get punished at least? Hamas: Promoted actually. Reporter: Why did you even bother changing your charter then? Hamas: It made it easier to get rubes cough ball fondlers cough...I mean supporters. 😂 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago It's also interesting that Hamas literally calls for genocide or in their more "PR friendly" new draft only ethnic cleansing, and then Hamas ball garglers claim Israel is commiting genocide. Don't get me wrong, there have been war crimes, collective punishment is a war crime. But it's not genocide. permalink fedilink source parent