I think you're going to be very surprised by how quickly they win any trial when they first impress upon the court, "I know you are, but what am I?" Of course, the judge will primarily be swayed by the moment when they call a customer to the witness stand and then mutter, "guiltypersonsayswhat"

You'd be forgiven for thinking that no judge would rule in favor of a company who, post-damages, tries to build a loophole that ties the hands of users who likely will no longer trust the platform enough to log on. But this is the legal version of a bully giving a triple-w (wet willy and a wedgie) to someone who's ignoring them and judges think that kind of behavior is super cool. That's why if you ever ask a judge "what's that on your robe?" as then flick their nose when they look down, they'll simply laugh and you'll be friends forever.

IANAL, but everything I said feels really accurate. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I like anal too

That's exactly how it works, as long as they notify everybody and set a drop dead date on it, usage beyond that point constitutes acceptance. No different than every other passive TOS on the planet.