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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

*have a perverse incentive to not know how to use them or to know things about their job generally.

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[–] zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Sat on jury duty. We literally said not guilty because the officer was supposed to follow a process for line ups and they didn't even do the bare minimum. They were like we got out guy

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