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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 154 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

This method will take forever to find the exact moment, said Officer Zeno.

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[–] SamirCasino@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

I love you for that joke.

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[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 6 points 2 years ago

I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.

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