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[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Agreed. I'm guessing this is one of those 'myths' that Humanity has about Vulcans and the Vulcans just play completely into it to have an advantage. But the longer a human works with a Vulcan, the sooner they realize that it's utter bullshit and that most Vulcans are a bunch of lying emotional sluts

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Emotional slut:

I mean it's largely Berman at play here, but still.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Berman

May his dick be infested with a thousand termites.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Old Vulcan proverb.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ha! I get it, because termites eat wood! This is very logical. I enjoy this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I can fix her

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can’t fix everything Trip.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

O'Brien can fix her

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Beaming her out into space is not a solution

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, DS9 era Miles can fix everything, even a broken marriage. Not his broken marriage mind you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

His marriage is fine. It's his own trauma that he's running from. That's why he spends his days fixing everything else and his nights playing dress-up and dolls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I beg to differ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Listen.
Hot space elves don't get spaced. Not on my watch!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

O'Brien bream @WarmSoda 500m off the upper pylon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I will retuuurrrrrrrrn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I read that in Trip's voice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Wasn't Spock originally supposed to be an android, but they changed him to space elf because of budget?

I could be making this up. I feel like that's something I read though.

That would explain the no lying thing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure about android but he was supposed to be Martian and have red skin. However there were a lot of complaints about 'devil' comparisons.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I was mixing things up, it was phase II that was supposed to have the Android.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

IIRC, it was the Vulcan science officer in Star Trek: Phase II that they originally wanted to be an android.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what it was! Thank you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

We come to serve

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I can't find anything to indicate that, but this novel has a wild plot involving android versions of seemingly half of Starfleet.

https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Spock_(android)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

most Vulcans are a bunch of lying emotional sluts

Vulcans = twinks in their early 20s?