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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Objection, relevance?"

"Public interest."

(Though in my joke I meant his lawyer, instead of objecting, would entreat his client to answer the question)

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Ah, I understand now. [MODIFYING JOKE MATRIX TO ACCOMMODATE NEW INFORMATION]

"Your honor, I need to fire my lawyer."

"Mr Newell, no competent lawyer in this country would defend you on this point. If you do not answer the question I will hold you in contempt."

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

*Half Life 3 drops from his pocket*

"THAT'S NOT MINE"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

“It’s actually all of yours. Check you computers, they all have Half Life 3 installed.”

Gabe puts on a top hat, pulls out an umbrella and floats away.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This is how we win

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lmao this is great

this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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