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[–] 47 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I need to kill an elephant. What should I drive?

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Your ancestors hunted the mammoth on foot with a rock tied to a stick. Use that.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Yeah but they’re all dead, what does that say about their tactics?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I mean, we're here, which means someone must have killed a mammoth.

    But really they didn't hunt them with rocks on sticks. They chased them toward a cliff with their friends waiting at the bottom to dispatch any that survived the fall. This is why there's no more mammoths.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    We didn't just kill a mammoth, we killed all the mammoths.

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