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What’s the strangest unexplained thing that’s happened to you ? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"We've been trying to contact you about your planet's bypass warranty."

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The plans were in the basement of the civic center on Alpha Centauri. That's on you if you didn't check.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    But you found them didn't you?

    Yes, it was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I personally think it was part of the "Bone a Drone" movement that was used to collect samples of human DNA in order to synthesize fake human beings that would potentially make it into statures of power in order to create a new world order.

    I don't really, but that's a much more compelling story than, "late stage Capitalism sucks for almost everyone involved".

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