this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
860 points (96.3% liked)

RPGMemes

10339 readers
565 users here now

Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
860
The Bible but DnD (startrek.website)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
88 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

DM: After dinner, a group of thugs approach the house and knock on the door. They want to give you a "proper welcome"

Levite: The fuck...

DM: They really fancied your ass.

Levite, getting up to leave the session: You know what? Fuck you. But fuck the guest's daughter first, then the concubine, then you can go fuck yourself, too, you sick fuck, I'm out.

Judges 19, for anyone curious. Shit gets real dark.