Why YSK: These tips may help you pick a more ripe, juicier, sweeter watermelon.

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[–] 13 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Never eat them, horrible watery bullshit and more effort than they're worth.

However, a very much appreciated post because my wife loves them and if this is true, I can become the Watermelon Wizard

Thanks, possibly:)

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    If you do become the Watermelon Wizard, will you be getting a cape? Or what do wizard wear... a mantle?

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  • [–] 34 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I was thinking about just painting my balls green tbh

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