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The Bible but DnD (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I lost it at "ELISHA YES!"

On a related note, I once read a nice DnD-esque summary of why Jesus was a Lich - that would fit right into this collection. (not my own pic or theory, just something I stole from imgur ... still sorry for the missing pixels)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Of course. The Holy Grail was a phylactery all along.

The Romans played right into his hands by crucifying him, the fools.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No.

"Drink of my blood" "Eat of my body"

This guy made 12 living phylacteries.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Horcruxes if you will.