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[–] 35 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I wonder what his two daughters think about him being fully on board with this:

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    "ExCUSE ME? You cannot rape these men, I believe they are angels, and they're my guests! The AUDACITY of your request! How DARE you! But please, rape my daughters on your way out. I insist." -Lot

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Don't worry. Those daughters got their revenge. After Sodom and Gemorah were destroyed, they got their father drunk, slept with him, and had his babies.

    But the Bible is totally fine for kids to read, everyone!

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Yes, I can see why Republicans want us to pick up the Bible and read it. You can take all these stories and apply them to living a good life today. /S

    Christians don't read they bible. They listen to the preacher tell them what's in the bible. And you know that he is not telling them these parts, has he passes the collection plate.

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