▲ 2346 ▼ Very clever... (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by Jorgelino@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml 289 comments fedilink hide all child comments I'm trying out Obsidian for taking notes, and this made me laugh.
[+] ndsvw@feddit.de 110 points 2 years ago (18 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 18 child comments replies: [+] Tak@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (14 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] kurwa@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (5 children) Disconnect the battery terminals obviously! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago Or just wait a while permalink fedilink source parent [–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (3 children) I miss when this was easy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [+] Tak@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jodanlime@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops permalink fedilink source parent [–] vox@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago* i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket permalink fedilink source parent [–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children) put it in the microwave permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago what do you mean? that just recharges the battery permalink fedilink source parent [–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago make it real hot permalink fedilink source parent [–] r00ty@kbin.life 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) Hold the power button for 10 seconds! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Unless pressing the power button triggers hibernation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) On pretty much every computer I've seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago Fireplace permalink fedilink source parent [–] marco@beehaw.org 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) the cloud is just the world you're living in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] marco@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago Cloud 9 , for sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Tak@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (14 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] kurwa@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (5 children) Disconnect the battery terminals obviously! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago Or just wait a while permalink fedilink source parent [–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (3 children) I miss when this was easy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [+] Tak@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jodanlime@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops permalink fedilink source parent [–] vox@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago* i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket permalink fedilink source parent [–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children) put it in the microwave permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago what do you mean? that just recharges the battery permalink fedilink source parent [–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago make it real hot permalink fedilink source parent [–] r00ty@kbin.life 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) Hold the power button for 10 seconds! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Unless pressing the power button triggers hibernation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) On pretty much every computer I've seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago Fireplace permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (5 children) Disconnect the battery terminals obviously! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago Or just wait a while permalink fedilink source parent [–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (3 children) I miss when this was easy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [+] Tak@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jodanlime@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops permalink fedilink source parent [–] vox@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago* i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (3 children) I miss when this was easy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [+] Tak@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jodanlime@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops permalink fedilink source parent [–] vox@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago* i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Tak@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jodanlime@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago I also miss the days of fat dumper laptops permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 years ago* i still have a laptop sith replacable cpus/socket permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children) put it in the microwave permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago what do you mean? that just recharges the battery permalink fedilink source parent [–] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago make it real hot permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago what do you mean? that just recharges the battery permalink fedilink source parent
[–] r00ty@kbin.life 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) Hold the power button for 10 seconds! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Unless pressing the power button triggers hibernation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) On pretty much every computer I've seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago (2 children) Unless pressing the power button triggers hibernation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) On pretty much every computer I've seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] r00ty@kbin.life 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) On pretty much every computer I've seen since ATX became a thing, pressing and holding power for I think 6 seconds (but could be another specific time) has force powered off the whole thing. Hibernation should kick in on a single press if you have it configured that way and trigger on the release of the button. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago It takes my laptop about 10 seconds to force power off, but usually 5 to hibernate. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] marco@beehaw.org 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) the cloud is just the world you're living in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] marco@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago Cloud 9 , for sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) the cloud is just the world you're living in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] marco@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago Cloud 9 , for sure. permalink fedilink source parent