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The Mario theory of US presidents. President Waluigi is coming. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Obama = Mario: Upright, well mannered, professional, protects the stratus quo, crushes the enemies of the monarchy with a smile on his face

Trump = Wario: Oafish, rude, crass, obscene obsession with tacky displays wealth, does the same shit as Mario but with a low brow showman-like presentation that some people gravitate towards

Biden = Luigi. Lanky sidekick to Mario, foolish, unaware, kind/dopey affect belies a more sinister core

The next president will be a republican, in the same vein as Trump but warped and confounding. The Waluigi of presidents. It is inevitable. You heard it here first. When the Republican primaries come about, look for the most Waluigi-like candidate. They will emerge victorious.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

The best part of that bit was him slowly dressing into waluigi through the whole video