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Well if you smoke two packs a day since you're eight and everything you touch, eat and breathe contains lead, asbestos or both – that might age you a little.
Two drinks and two packs a day will keep the youth at bay
Because of infertility, right?
Damn right.
I have an aunt who has always looked about 15 years older than both of my parents, despite being my dad's younger sister. Smoking, drinking, and tanning will age you quick.