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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Wasn't he held captive of that planet of women that wanted to snoo snoo him to death? And teleported long distance with an alien woman to see a sunrise? And had Seven basically throw herself on top of him?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
  • They made it look death by snu snu but it wasn't. They harvested biological material by sucking the body dry.

  • Kim's such a nerd (affectionate) that the second he realized they actually teleported, and didn't step into a hologram, he basically lost all interest in her and started focusing on the technology instead.

  • He immediately balked at Seven too. Although I don't blame him there. She came off kinda strong.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Meh. Seven can come strong on me any day. Yes I would like to copulate.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

"Your measurements are suboptimal. Perhaps you require treatment from the Doctor."

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