MeatPilot comments on There is no middle ground

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago* (4 children)

For my cat:

Making biscuits on my dick and balls well I wince from occasional claws. Instead of laying down, they just jump off and walk away.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

According to my husband, our small cat is a tiny little fairy princess, right up to the moment she stomps on his balls with 500 kilos.

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[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

We need to study how a light cat can put down 300 psi of pressure through each paw.

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[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 8 points 4 hours ago

The secret ingredient is pain.

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago*

9 times out of 10 she'll just curl up between my legs after doing the pain dance.

I think the time she doesn't lay down she's just punishing me for not feeding her. It's this or clawing the couch next to me, which she never does unless her food bowl is empty.

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