I can't want for normies to think my anatomically-correct Easter Bunny suit is a costume. "oh you can eat as much candy as you want" but it's not in pastels. Orange and black aren't fucking pastels. If you've been living the Easter Lifestyle through the hottest summer in history, you can handle Halloween. Stay strong.

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[–] [S] 2 points 9 hours ago

"oh but you get tricks AND treats". Absolute drivel. With Easter you get treats and the death of Christ. Christ's resurrection is a greater trick than throwing toilet paper on houses. It's objectively the better holiday.

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