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[–] 66 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Just read this to a beautiful woman I know.

Her response: That's not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Blink 8 times if you're in danger

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  • [–] 69 points 1 week ago* (4 children)

    Blink 182 times if it's just all the small things

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    If not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    I like to think I'd find this hilarious if done to me. I found it funny enough to save and send to my friends. On the other hand, I'm reading it as a joke now online, not actually going through it, and I can see how if it had been done to me I might be upset. Not sure if I would have been or not!

    (Am woman in a hetero relationship.)

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