I delight in reporting genuine emails from my company that look like sophisticated phishing attempts, bonus points if they send a follow-up assuring us that the previous sketchy email was in fact genuine.

That’s a crack it open with a hex editor, find who sent it, delete then return a note to the sender letting them know you’ve removed the problematic communication, thankyouverymuch.. signed ABiggerCuntThanYou@WhyIsMyCompanyWastingMoneyOnThisShit.org

Yeah if anyone falls for this lock them out of their computer immediately.

That's pretty cool. Gets the point across - and the reason and results of why it matters to report instead of ignore. Kudos to your team.

...if you delete it, it'll sit in your inbox? I...what?