I know popcorn better than anyone, better than sleepy joe, who claimed he took popcorn behind the shed, but he could barely keep his eyes open, so someone told me this guy popcorn is an athlete, so you know I rarely do this, but I stared at popcorns ass and his legs and his huge popcorn dick in the changing room, we love changing rooms, don’t we folks - and that thing was big, swinging to and fro, and popcorn said to me with tears in his eyes “sir, build the people a magnificent ballroom, one like they’ve never seen before, with drones and beautiful marble, and grass that has a life”, and I knew popcorn was special because so few people know grass has a life.