Café au lait, a croissant, a cigarette and silence is the most civilised breakfast known to man. And I haven't even smoked for like a decade.
CW: Meat
Although the best breakfast I've ever had was in a small rural hotel in Germany where we were seated under a stuffed boar's head and served bread with about a billion different types of sausage and cold cuts.
CW: Meat, the British
And the full English, full Irish, fry up style breakfast sounds really awesome
I would love to have Asian and middle eastern breakfasts that are more substantial and have spices and vegetables and everything but I haven't tried it yet and the logistics of me being an absolute zombie for the first hour and a half after getting up prevents me from trying it.