C'mon man, how could you forget about that time that all of Mexico rolled in on a bicycle to burn down the entirety of Los Angeles?

Let’s be real, we’re fairly certain the Portland thing was staffers feeding Trump vids of the Floyd riots and telling him it was happening now. The man is so demented and incompetent he wouldn’t know the difference. The Apple Store windows, for example, were boarded up then. Not so during the ICE protests.