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submitted 2 hours ago by biggeoff@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You are not random enough, that's why we have this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_security_module

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[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

I'm not random enough? But I was holding up a spork! From my Invader Zim bag!

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 23 minutes ago

This is why Hot Topic girlies are not in charge of crypto standards. They're "OMG so random", but not mathematically so random.

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