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[–] 24 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Bro burgles houses for a living.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    It would suck for him if all his victims were at home waiting for him

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago* (5 children)

    Not if he moonlights as a serial killer

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    I don't know how much money there is in serial killing... that would probably be more of a hobby.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Job and hobby at the same time? In this economy?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Do what you love, and you'll... stop loving it REALLY quickly as soon as the profit motive is introduced.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Well, you could try parallel killing using AI. You prompt the AI to murder them and wear their skin, and it spawns 420 subagents to autonomously select people based on their skincare routine and dispatches a repurposed delivery drone to their address. Work smarter, not harder.

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