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[–] 101 points 2 days ago (5 children)

"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." — Mitch Hedberg

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  • [–] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    “On a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘yield’, but on a banana, it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the hell did you get that banana?’”

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