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[–] 10 points 1 day ago* (15 children)

That lady seemed awfully queer, I'm glad she has some gay clothes to help her seem more straight.

Edit: she does make an awful lot of boners with her sartorial choices, I hope someone gave her some straight dick to put her square.

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  • [–] 2 points 16 hours ago* (11 children)

    Morticia Addams? That woman was laying almost as much pipe as her husband, Gomez. Despite their obviously open relationship, they were truly devoted to one another, their children, and their protectorates above all else.

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  • [–] 4 points 15 hours ago* (10 children)

    That lady seemed awfully queer, I’m glad she has some gay clothes to help her seem more straight.

    Edit: she does make an awful lot of boners with her sartorial choices, I hope someone gave her some straight dick to put her square.

    translation :

    That lady seemed quite strange, I'm glad she has some bright, colourful and happy clothes to help her seem more normal.
    She makes lots of mistakes with her fashion sense, I hope someone gave her some honest advice to make her more correct.

    bonus :

    Everyone that’s square should be gay to get the straight dick from their friends and family. It’s the sign of a healthy, preppy attitude full of spunk. To not want straight dick would be for punks and queer folk.

    translated :

    Everyone that’s well adjusted should be happy to get honest advice from their friends and family. It’s the sign of a healthy, active and aware attitude full of energy. To not want honest advice would be for undesirable and strange people.

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  • [–] 1 point 15 hours ago* (9 children)

    Yeah? I understood what you meant, though bright, colorful clothing isn't her forté.

    Morticia didn't ever get any assistance, and didn't need any assistance to seem normal. That lady was teaching normies to accept "weirdness," and "those people," before Malcom X converted.

    Morticia is, was, and always will be, a strong woman that believes in the rights of the people to be exactly who they are, despite any outside pressures from society. In fact she relishes outside pushback so that she can be "weird as fuck," and teach the "normal people," just how backwards thinking and hateful they are.

    Edit: read the comics, watch the show, watch the movies. Not Wednesday. That show wasn't made by anyone that understands The Addams Family.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 hours ago

    So, you were on fire about Morticia and I both agree with and love everything you said.. but judging by the white hair stripe and the goofy grin on that particular Frankenstein's monster in the background there, OP's image is not of the Addams Family, but The Munsters. Does it matter or change your message at all? Not a whit. Sorry for the pedantry.

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  • [–] 2 points 15 hours ago (7 children)

    The point was to jam as much old timey slang into sentences as I could.

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  • [–] 2 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

    Ahhh, ok. Totally missed that. Sorry.

    I'm probably taking people at their word too much. I have a tendency to do that.

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  • [–] 2 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    it's ok, I know there's neurodiverse people here.

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  • [–] 2 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

    Thanks, sibling/ nibling (nibling = nieces and nephews.) It is nice to be reminded that most people are reasonable and want to help.

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  • [–] 1 point 15 hours ago (3 children)

    I'm male... or a non-specified animal skull on a mathematical void. Whichever you prefer. Either way, the album kicks ass.

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  • [–] 2 points 15 hours ago* (2 children)

    I'll listen, and potentially buy to learn. Thanks.

    Edit: that first track is an example of you handling triplets and quadruplets, yes? It isn't a heavy metal tribute to "The Storm," as played by various types of modems, is it?

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  • [–] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    It's actually something they transcribed that was made by a composition program in ~2007

    This is not my promo account, I'm just a fan of them.

    I'd like to know more about "the storm", got a link?

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  • [–] 1 point 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

    I finished listening to them. They are on the technical level of Burzum, Gogoroth, or Metallica/Megadeath as they are. They need a lyracist, and a singer, to make them calm down a tad, and make them accessable to non-musicians, which would put them on the level of Coheed and Cambria, or Yngwei Malmsteen, if done properly.

    This is probably the funniest version of "The Storm" that may exist. The Storm refers to a dial up modem, and all the digital tones they made. https://youtu.be/AgqEIp2YmtE

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  • [–] 1 point 22 hours ago (2 children)

    She seems to gay for straight dick

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  • [–] 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

    Everyone that's square should be gay to get the straight dick from their friends and family. It's the sign of a healthy, preppy attitude full of spunk. To not want straight dick would be for punks and queer folk.

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