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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 46 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows we er... velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.

Nervous human-ish noises

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[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (1 child)

Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don't know why I was concerned.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 4 days ago

Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!

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[–] wols@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago

Clever girl

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