you're getting lambasted in the comments but hyperbole aside, I have to kind of agree. An appropriate repsonse moght be a snail ans a thabk you to the giver befire the next gift. This looks like some weird performative staged nonsense though.

I showed the video to my gf and she said asked, what's a video card and why is he crying over it.

I am guessing though his new wife is well aware going in, she's not #1 on his list.