Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 days ago by Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So that when they're threatened, A Koi, B Koi and C Koi will scatter.

Leaving behind the D Koi.

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 4 days ago*

Tuna fish never swim in pairs.

"Hey, are dere two of those fish over there?" "Nah". "Two". "Nah".