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Why don’t chickens wear underpants? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 6 days ago by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because their pecker is on their face.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca [S] 2 points 6 days ago* (4 children)

Uncle jokes? I told this to my 10 and 12 year old nephews and they loved it. What kind of puritan are you?

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[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 15 points 6 days ago

The irony that you're an uncle telling these jokes is not missed LOL.

But I upvoted you and agree that I would tell this to older boys no problem.

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Because the joke makes rather pointed, specific references to genitalia.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca [S] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So what? It’s just another part of the body. This is not sexual in nature. See post 1 for the group.

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[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I see what you did there

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