I'm not gonna make fun of her looks either, cuz that really is just rolling around in the mud.

What I will make fun of, though, is literally everything else. She woke up and did that to her face with a makeup kit. She slapped clown-red on her lips, 2000s emo black on her eyes, contoured her face with a ruler, went to a barber and said "make my bangs as flat as I've drawn on my eyebrows," teased out the sides of her hair in a way that is shockingly unflattering for her face shape, reverse-molted the Seinfeld puffy shirts of red dresses, and draped chains like an off-brand Zsa Zsa Gabor.

These were all choices and she did a bad job at all of them, then doesn't like it when trolls steal her goblin costume. Nazis are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney—put this horseshit on her and see if she can pull it off. I dunno what you're good at, Susan Dell, but this isn't it. First, quit making poor choices with your makeup, then maybe we can work on your nasty Nazi habit.