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[–] 2 points 6 days ago (7 children)

The crust to center ratio is already fucked by the size of pizza. Crust goes as r while center goes as r^2.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 days ago* (5 children)

    Where’s the handle on a square piece of pizza? That edge of crust is what you hold on to in order to minimize mess.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago (4 children)

    What if we invented something you could use to hold on food without getting your hands dirty? Like, something akin to a pitchfork but smaller, that you can stab your food with to bring it to your mouth?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago (3 children)

    Are you suggesting people eat pizza with a knife and fork? Pizza?!?!

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