Yup! Those corner pieces are surprisingly good.

I'll give it a pass https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squaring_the_circle

but even then, some people get crust and others don't. I guessss that might suit some people's preferences, but I feel like you'd end up left with most of the crust pieces

Lmao if I do it, I'll report back 😎

Well in the illustration the spiral is thick enough that you do get a decent amount of core along with the crust! I'll take it

The bigger problem for me is that it assumes you're going to eat the whole pizza, and I could never manage that myself. Halfway through and you're left with the middle of the pizza.

Yep although you can preserve the ratio by keeping the pizza the same size and increasing the number of slices.

Where’s the handle on a square piece of pizza? That edge of crust is what you hold on to in order to minimize mess.