Of course you aren't because the bio is of a person who doesn't exist, and if they did exist would not be on hexbear. The person who admires Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi and Huey Long is either someone whose mind has been incurable altered by video game mods (In which case they would still be able to mention a single actual left wing person in their bio) or they are fictional.

For anyone keeping score, we have:

• Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi, a race science crank after whom one version of the Great Replacement/White Genocide theory is named.
• Huey Long, a racist who subscribed to another variant of White Genocide bullshit.
• Gore Vidal, a tacit Roman Polanski and Scientology defender who nonetheless had a few stopped clock moments in his later years re: recognizing the fallacy of bourgeois electoralism.
• Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter; probably the least fucked people on the list, although Jimmy's constant triangulation on issues paved the way for Bill Clinton and neoliberalism as we know it.
• Lolbertarian Satan man, beloved by teenage edgelords everywhere. Read [a pirated PDF of] The Satanic Bible some time and drink every time it makes you cringe. You will be blackout drunk by chapter 3.
• Ann Richards, the Texas Governor who criminalized same-sex sexual relations after campaigning to repeal that very law. Otherwise your standard lib, but I guess I repeat myself.
• Username that may or may not be a reference to Germany's air raids against Great Britain in WWI, or just casually name-dropping the Gotha Program and, by extension, creation of the SPD

It's a sad state of affairs when a fair amount of us genuinely can't tell for sure if someone is just a brain-broken 'Murican trying and failing to purge their Dixieland brainworms, or a bit account perfectly tailored to fuck with the only Lemmy instance with a "give me free money" comm. Those first few are pretty goddamned sus, though.

The funny thing is that the people I mentioned actually are coherent. Each of them was concerned with human liberation, social transformation and breaking people out of systems they believed were holding humanity back.

That makes perfect sense to me as a Creole Gulf Coast Southerner with an old-school intellectual outlook. My influences don't have to belong to the same modern political faction to be connected. I’m interested in the underlying ideas, not in forcing every thinker into a contemporary ideological box. I’m Creole from the Gulf Coast, where the old social and cultural world was a lot more mixed and culturally distinct than the modern American South. In some ways, parts of the Gulf Coast historically had more in common with the kind of multicultural, fluid society you’d associate with Brazil than with the rigid categories people project onto the South today.

So yes, my worldview is eclectic. It’s Southern, Creole, historically minded, populist, anti-capitalist and full of influences that don't fit neatly into modern left/right boxes. That isn't a contradiction. That's the point.

I don't care if you think the user is a real person or not. I want to share an anecdote with you.

Over a decade ago, I had a coworker who was extremely racist. There's nothing I could do to change his mind. I just try to avoid him. I don't know him anymore, he's probably smoking meth somewhere right now.

One day, this coworker comes to me and tells me that one of his icons is 'Henry David Thoreau'. Henry David Thoreau was an abolitionist who was friends with John Brown. So I ask him why he likes Henry David Thoreau when that contradicts all of the racist stuff he believes. The co-worker tells me that he likes Thoreau because he learned about Thoreau from his favorite high school teacher.

My point is that sometimes people just remember names that they heard in high school and don't actually know what it means.

edit / I want to add that it's impossible for me to prove that any person on hexbear is real because rule 2 is no doxxing. However I would say that if a user voluntarily posts their real legal name, in the form of an email address for example, it's pretty easy to find their other social accounts.