Blowjobs are overrated (leminal.space)
submitted 16 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world
 

Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It's Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can't even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don't get me started on that. You know what else?

Gargle noises sound like gargling. They're less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can't breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.

Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.

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[–] -1 points 1 hour ago (1 child)

Uhh. Porn is like the Michelin Star option.

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