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[–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child)

How and why the fuck do these anthropomorphic shitheaps keep living so fucking long? My best guess... They're demons sent to terrorize humanity and it takes approximately 80-88 years for their insides to decay to the point they need to be recalled to home base for a rebuild.

At least this particular pisspuddle was probably emotionally miserable its entire life, otherwise it would have found something actually fulfilling and helpful to do with its energy.

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