I felt like that guy during the toilet paper shortage. I had to go get 3 family sized bumper packs for various houses because they couldn't go themselves because covid was scary and they were old and weak.

Everybody giving me evil eyes as I walked them home.

I didnt even need any I stole like 100 industrial-sized rolls from my work over the years prior to lockdown. I just couldnt tell anyone because then they'd be asking "how did you get toilet paper?" And "why is this the shitty 1-ply stuff you get in public restrooms" and "wait how much have you got?" And then before you know it my windows are panned in and ive got my entire stash nicked.