One time I was chatting with an old neighbor and he asked me if I wanted to see pictures of his kids when they were born. I said "yes" because who wouldn't say yes to that.

What he actually meant was, "Do you want to see pictures of my kids while they were in the process of being born. That was quite the surprise.

Since then, I've witnessed the births of my own children and at no point in that process was I thinking, "Oh, I better get some pictures of this."