My biggest strength is my biggest weakness, they won't get grandkids because I'm a loser 😎

Is that you James? It's Mom, I can't believe you did this to me and your father, I'm distraught. I'm going to Senator Fetterman's office tomorrow so that he can start work on legislation to make you denying us grandbabies CRIMINAL. How could you become a criminal just to make us look bad and feel bad? You must be so happy we can't go to the rally, church, or even Cracker Barrel without being embarrassed and ashamed. I saw the IDF has a unit that salvages sperm from their fallen heroes, maybe the Government can do something like that here.

Years ago when I realized I was trans but wasn't at a point where it was well known, my dad coerced me to get dinner with him and one of the things he did was try to pressure me into giving his grandkids. I just sipped on fruity drinks the whole time and told him I had no intention of having kids, knowing damn well it wouldn't be possible in the future.