My fanfic ain't about none o' dat. Or at least once I wrote it, it won't be. Not dat it is now, either.

It's about dis git wot wants ta get really smart and he comes up with dis proppa klever plan ta get smart. But den, if he's dat klever ta begin with, does he really need to get smart?

It's called Grot and Supergrot. I'll write it one day. Den yoo'll see!