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TranscriptA Helpful Guide To Star Wars vs Star Trek

Star Wars

[Image of Han Solo in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the ‘first’ movie, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like ruined farm equipment in space
  • In summary: the past was horrible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it

Star Trek

[Image of Jean Luc Picard in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the first season, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like a cruise ship in space
  • In summary: the future is incredible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it
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[–] 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

Gotta be honest, though, "the Empire was building a Death Star that can destroy planets in other solar systems and nobody ever talked about it despite the two small ones being big fucking deals" is a really damn weak premise. They could've found some other way of making the remnant of the Empire a threat but then they couldn't have recycled A New Hope as easily.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago* (2 children)

    I mean, the notion that destroying a planet was somehow a massive outlandish threat in a universe where basically everyone has the technology to propel thousands of tons of mass at many times the speed of light always felt pretty fucking stupid in the first place. Every single hyper-drive capable ship in the universe could turn an entire planet to dust in seconds.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago (1 child)

    Every single hyper-drive capable ship in the universe could turn an entire planet to dust in seconds.

    a planet has far more mass than what you saw in VIII, if that’s what you’re referring to

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  • [–] 1 point 16 minutes ago

    I have no idea what you are referencing by "VIII" but in reality a reasonably dense object the size of an ashtray traveling at a multiple of the speed of light would turn any planet in the solar system into a cloud of dust. So a ship weighing thousands of tons would be overkill as a weapon all by itself.

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