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[–] 72 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I absolutely wouldn't eat candy with pubic hair on it.

But I'm a massive hypocrite when it comes to sex.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Is that an absolute statement, or in general?

    Like, if some fwll out while you were going to town and got their hair on it, would you pick it back up? Let's ignore the obvious problems with eating sweets and a partner at the same time for the question.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Load your partner up like a candy dispenser. Never know what you might get. Mini butterfingers or King sized snickers.

    Either way you'll find something out about yourself!

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