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[–] 39 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 child)

Kid Rock makes music for...

  • guys who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at one time

  • men who know the routes to their favorite bars which don't go within 1500 ft of playgrounds and elementary schools

  • people who have the numbers of at least 2 P.O.s and bail bondsman saved in their cell

  • guys whose nieces aren't allowed to be around them unattended

  • women whose dating profile says "ready to settle down" because they realized they're not getting picked up at bars anymore

  • guys who think the stripper is actually into them

  • men who take cash jobs just so they don't have to pay alimony or child support

  • women who poke holes in condoms to try and extend the relationship

  • dudes who steal cardboard cutouts of scantily clad women from the beer store and proudly display them at home

  • women who drop their kids off at Chuck E Cheese because they consider it a free babysitter

  • people who how how much you can get for a stolen catalytic converter

  • guys who can see their kids every other weekend, but don't

  • women who go to bars in leopard print and try to pick up guys by saying "Hey hon..."

  • men whose 1 shirt and pants combo without a cigarette burn is "nice" outfit they wear to court

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