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[โ€“] 10 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You gotta be real a real sub for Jesus to get into (one of many different versions of) Christian heaven. And remember, God loves you unconditionally, which is why if you don't love him back, he will torture you in hell forever.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 child)

    God doesn't do the torturing himself. He has a disgruntled former-employee that went off and started his own thing that he subs that out to.

    I may be a little off on the canon. Most of my religious teaching comes from Jay and Silent Bob films.

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