D.A.R.E. to say no to religion!

We have a recovery group that meets on Saturday mornings and Tuesday evenings at the bowling ally, you're welcome to join. It's called "Formerly Religious Anonymous," but if you want to speak at meetings, which you're strongly encouraged to do, then you're required to state your name, and if you don't follow the correct forms then we'll shun you. But it's not a cult, I swear.

Oh and you have to be entirely self-debasing if you want us to respect you. Just watch what others do and you'll catch the drift. You'll see what I mean. It's not a religion though!