I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran on his tour

This was not an easy decision for me. It might cost me relationships but I have to stand up for what’s right. That, and I was never invited. But mostly the first thing!!

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[–] 3 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I also have no stage worthy talents what so ever, so nobody but me should benefit from that!

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  • [–] 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    I can fart and burp at the same time.

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